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Story angles, the short version, and how to get in touch with a man in a sloth mask.
The short version
I'm a man, clad in a sloth mask, embarking on a quest to be a Freelance Mascot for libraries, communities & beyond, whether they want me to or not — leaving five star reviews only at places that have earned them.
Story angles
- • What's the deal with the sloth mask?
- • Why libraries deserve more loud, public love.
- • Why am I on a mission to be a freelance mascot?
- • Earned attention vs. paid attention in the algorithm age.
Quick facts
- Founded
- On a random day when I found a sloth mask in a costume bin at a Walmart.
- Method
- Visit. Observe. Stamp only when earned.
- Verdict scale
- Five stars only. No partial credit.
Get in touch
Press, podcast, or partnership inquiries — send me a note through the invitation form. Mark your subject line so it stands out from the wave of invitations (real and imaginary).
Send a press inquiryPhotos, logos, and a press kit are coming soon. For now: the field guide entry on the About page is the canonical source.